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Three responses to eating off the floor:

First Child: "No no honey, don't eat off the floor, it's dirty! Yuck!"

Second Child: "Well, I suppose one or two dirty cheerios won't kill her."

Third Child: This is great! He's eating something, and the floor is getting clean at the same time! "You missed one over there!"
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