I like the sprout in you

The other day after gymnastics, Amanda announces from the back seat of the car, "I want a sprout!" I think to myself, "OK, she's interested in gardening now? Or maybe bean sprouts?" (Actually, my first thought was What!!??? Those were my second thoughts.)

We get to the Wendy's where we eat after gymnastics (otherwise Luke falls asleep without having lunch, a bad thing). I order the usual hamburger with only pickles and no bun for Amanda, with a side of mandarin oranges and a Sprite to drink (preferable to the Hawaiian punch or the sugar free lemonade). We pull away from the window and she asks, "Can I have my sprout now?"

I finally understand that I had been talking about going to Wendy's, and she knows that they don't have juice so she gets a sprite. Except that she can't remember the name. At least she knows what she wants.

Addendum: After Amanda said that she wanted a sprout, I told her that she could have one when we got home, maybe for dinner. She said "I want my sprout now!" "Amanda, I can't get you a sprout until we get home." She kept quiet, sure that she knew better.

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